do you ever feel like you love a character more than their own writers do


the amount of comics i still have to read stresses me out

I was tagged by girlshavesharpteeth

  • If people stay logged on to their computers at work and go on breaks I will change their log in icon to a kitten
  • I have never tried pumpkin spice anything even though I hear it is all the rage. Some day.
  • I don’t have a smart phone and whenever people find out they just stare at me like I’m crazy.
  • I use my turn signals before turning or changing lanes while driving. Apparently this ability is incredibly rare.
  • My favorite books when I was little were the ‘Clifford the Big Red Dog’ books.
  • When I was little I built a big plane out of lego and then dropped it while running through the house with it. I cried for like 4 months.

Tagging: letmebebetter, adxptable, webheadedhero, dear-spidey, notawitch, dasvidaniyabitches, karlasofen, queenofplants, mayhavehadasilverspoon, and anyone else who wants to do it idk

Jealous messages

"Did you have fun with you-know-who last night?"
"I guess my company doesn't interest you any more."
"What do you see in that guy/girl?"
"(S)he's kind of hot... you think?"
"Is he bigger than me?"
"When's the wedding?"
"I heard you and ___ are an item."
"Is there... someone else?"
"I never agreed to an open relationship!"
"Does she do that thing that I do for you?"
"I see you'll flirt with just about anyone."
"I'm a fool for thinking I was special to you."
"How serious is it between you two?"
"You've been spending a lot of time with ___ recently."
"So you tell all girls/guys that, I see."
"So that's your type, huh?"
"Who's better in bed, me or him/her?"
"I can't bear to see you with someone else."
"You're just a slut."
"Just curious... not like I'm jealous or anything..."

Amazing Spider-Man exclusive comkaze cover by J.Sott Campbell


Amazing Spider-Man exclusive comkaze cover by J.Sott Campbell

guess who finally has an empty draft box

hint it’s me




Okay, this is gonna be a little more awkward than my usual, so I’m just gonna go ahead and ask real quick like ripping off a bandaid in a particularly hairy spot.

… Where’s th’nearest McDonalds? I’ve got a chicken nugget craving that only they can cure.

And I’d like to congratulate you on being the first person to ever go a few minutes without finding a McDonalds. You must be literally going in circles. —Anyway, I think there’s one about two blocks north of here. Popeyes is better if it’s just chicken you’re after, by the way.




"Yes, I am. Sorry, but I’m not accepting any SHIELD help. SHIELD has been disband, if you want to help, join the FBI or CIA." 

"Oh, I wasn’t going to ask about that. I was just wondering, if it’s not too much trouble, for an autograph."



You’re a girl after my own heart ——


Fine, fine. At least I didn’t try and tell you the best approach. Some things are better left as a surprise I suppose. Just try to enjoy it ——-and don’t let the catacombs underneath put you off too much. Some people say the gate to hell is down there —- but I don’t put too much stock in old legends

There’s no school like the old school —- the things I was taught, they never go out of style. Not really. 

Catacombs? …Gross.


I woke up in a pile of skeletons once. It’s a long story and I’d rather not share it all, but it’s not something I plan on doing ever again. —Not that it was planned. 

Now, I’ve got to ask out of sheer curiosity, what’s your favorite piece? I’d have to go with The Starry Night, I think. I thought I had grabbed it almost a decade ago on one of my first jobs, but it was some cheap replica. Such an amateur back then.

Wannabe|| Closed to the Spice Girls



'Are aliens involved with most pop music of the nineties?' Laura asks, as Felicia begins to lead the way to somewhere, weaving in and out of the sidewalk traffic in some sort of dance New York are able to memorize in minutes. Selina follows the blonde woman, and Laura keeps up.

‘Is that normal?’ Both of the woman give her identical smirks, despite their different features and she frowns.

'That is a small screen to watch a movie.'


Selina kept walking, you don’t slow for anyone on the sidewalks in New York, or the people will eat you alive. She learned that early on.

But Laura made that difficult as Selina wanted to turn and look at the younger woman while she laughed. “That’s a really good question , actually.” That probably explained why everyone loved 90s music so much.

Alien activity.

"Let’s go to my apartment." She called to Felicia. "I have the tape."


"To your place it is. There had better be cats, too. I’ve never been, so expect me to judge." 

She was curious about what the home of another woman in her line of work would look like. Hopefully, there were drinks. The three of them might need a couple to get through the movie with a lick of sanity.

"…You’ve got a VHS player, right? Those things are ancient history these days, but I doubt Spice World is on Blu Ray. Worst case scenario, we can just steal one. I’m pretty sure stealing a VHS player is another staple of the nineties.”




"I-I can’t… I can’t do that right how you’ll have to—" She grunted, clutching on Felicia as she felt a sharp pain on her side. Nails sinking into her arm, she let out a small, ragged gasped, trying her best not to let the pain winning over."—-break in, oh my God, j-just get us in-!!"

"Right through the window it is. Just one last little look…" she trailed off as she ascended, checking room after room that was visible to them for somewhere decent. Finally, a little bit of luck as on her side, which all things considered wasn’t that unusual for Felicia.

A room that could very well be some kind of small medical room, and Felicia immediately began pushing one steel claw against the glass and making a large circle for them to get through. She carefully moved inside and placed Mei down on the small exam table. “A little help in here!?” she shouted out down the hall to whomever might be inside. Then, she returned to Mei, “Shot in the dark here, but do you know anything about patching people up? Maybe you could talk me through it.”



You could work on that. [ Natasha accepts the bottle, taking a tiny sip before lowering it. ]


Or you could just steal fine wine and food from the party and leave early.

That’s not a bad idea. It’s not quite the diamonds and jewels the old me used to nab, but it’ll have to do.




"This gonna be one of those ‘I’ll show you mine if you show me yours’ kind of deals? ‘Cause look, I don’t have a badge to back me up, but I’m pretty sure black mask, black catsuit, pretty girl is always a recipe for trouble."

"You had me at trouble. But I don’t plan on showing you any more than what I have already. You can rest assured I’m not up to no good, though. At least, for now.